This Dog Learned to Order Pizza Online and Now Refuses to Stop

In what can only be described as the greatest technological achievement of our time, a golden retriever named Biscuit has learned to use his owner's tablet to order pizza online. It started innocuously enough — Biscuit watched his owner order food so many times that he started pressing the screen himself. Three weeks later, the family had received 14 pizzas, two orders of garlic bread, and a suspicious amount of dog treats that somehow ended up in the cart. "We started finding delivery confirmations in our email at 3am," said his owner, Mark. "At first we thought we were being hacked. Then we checked the security camera footage." Biscuit has since been featured on three local news segments and has amassed over 2.4 million followers on social media. His preferred toppings, based on order history, appear to be pepperoni and extra cheese.